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| WOOOOOW i haven't UPDATED in FOREVER...softball happened last year...and and...yeah i was still in 8th...so to fill you in what's going on with me..
i graduated SJW...sadly losing all of my friends to schools like....Providence(sp?) and El Co (my enemy skool) and 'Nade...(catholic private) i really miss them...but i get to see them almost every other week at Confirmation...
i got into Taft....i love it...well mostly anyways.....im in the humanatas program for the gifted students who aren't regular and aren't advanced....it's in the middle...and i made the freshman girls bball team : ) but we're not starting until january and i dunno if we still have a coach too...
my brother's team won the spectrum league championship awhile ago....and then they lost really bad in a tournament last week...but have only lost one and won one in the one they are currently in...as a matter of fact they are playing for 3rd place right now....meaning if they lose...they get 3rd...if they win...they're on to play for the championship....yesterday was VERY entertaining...my would be coach lost hella good....40-11 with his sorry team... :-p don't mess wid Da Kiddz!!!
my parents just got back from Hawaii....pretty cool...but i missed my mom so much....i cried....
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| Ladies vs. REAL Women
LADIES - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant"fix-me-up."
REAL WOMEN - If you over-salt a dish while you're cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
LADIES - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
REAL WOMEN - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares!
LADIES - Stuff a miniature marshmallow at the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
REAL WOMEN - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You're probably sitting your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
LADIES - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
REAL WOMEN - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
LADIES - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.
REAL WOMEN - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
LADIES - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
REAL WOMEN - Sara Lee frozen freakin' pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so I don't do it.
LADIES - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
REAL WOMEN - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
And finally the most important tip....
LADIES! - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
REAL WOMEN - Leftover wine??
And Remember --
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... BUT, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!!"
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| HEY GIRLS, HELP ME THINK OF REASONS WHY WE LOVE GUYS.
>
> 1. HOW THEY TELL US WE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
> 2. THE WAY THAT THEY MAKE US LAUGH.
> 3. THE WAY THEY HINT TO US THAT THEY WANT A KISS.
> 4. JUST THE WAY THAT THEY CHECK YOU OUT.
> 5. THE WAY THAT THEY WILL BEAT ANYONE UP FOR YOU.
> 6. THE WAY THEY WON'T TELL US THAT THEY TOOK FOREVER TO GET READY TOO!
> 7. THAT THEY ARE SHY.
> 8. THEY WAYS THAT THEY MAKE THE WORLD BETTER JUST FOR YOU.
> 9. THE WAY THAT WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND, THEY TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO
> THEM.(EVEN THOUGH YOU WISH THAT HE WOULD TELL YOU WHEN PEOPLE ARE AROUND)
> 10. THE WAY THAT THEY CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE.
> 11. THE WAY THAT THEY ARE IMMATURE BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
> 12. THEY ALWAYZ WEAR YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE (WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE ONE
YOU BOUGHT THEM FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY.)
13. THE WAY THEY RUN THEIR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR.
14. THAT LOOK THEY GIVE YOU THAT MAKES YOU JUST WANT TO DIE RIGHT THEN
AND THERE.
15. THE WAY THEY KISS YOUR TEARS.
16. THE WAY THEY GET MAD WHEN THEY CAN'T MAKE YOUR PROBLEM GO AWAY.
17. THE WAY THEY SHOW OFF AROUND THEIR FRIENDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW YOU
WOULD LOVE HIM IF HE MISSED A BASKET OR TWO.
18. THE WAY THEY MAKE IT THEIR PERSONAL MISSION TO ENSURE THAT YOU ARE
NEVER COLD.
19. THAT CONFUSED LOOK THEY GIVE YOU WHEN YOU ARE MAD AT
THEM--GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOUR HEART MELT AND THE ANGER FADE AWAY.
20. THE WAY THEY ALWAYZ LET YOU WIN ANY GAME YOU PLAY TOGETHER.
21. . . . .AND WHEN YOU POINT THIS OUT TO THEM THEY PRETEND NOT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
22. THAT SMILE THEY FLASH THAT CAN MAKE YOUR STOMACH DROP TO YOUR FEET.
23. THE WAY THEY APOLOGIZE AFTER YOU HAD A BIG FIGHT.
24. THE WAY THEY TOUCH AND HOLD YOU SO GENTLY, AS IF THEY ARE AFRAID
THEY WILL BREAK YOU.
25. THE WAY THEY SAY, "I LOVE YOU".
26. THE WAY THEY WOULD DIE BEFORE SAYING "I LOVE YOU" IN FRONT OF THEIR
FRIENDS.
27. THE WAY THEY KISS YOU.
28. THE WAY THEY KISS YOU AFTER MAKING UP FROM A BIG FIGHT.
29. THE WAY THEY HOLD YOU WHEN YOU ARE CRYING.
30. THE WAY THEY THINK THEY ARE YOUR BIG PROTECTOR.
31. THE WAY THEY SAY "I MISS YOU," EVEN THOUGH THEY HATE TO ADMIT IT.
32. THE WAY YOU MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM WHEN THEY ARE GONE.
33. THE WAY THEY COMFORT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A BAD DAY.
34. THE WAY THEY WRITE YOU LOVE LETTERS EVEN THOUGH THEY THINK IT'S
UNCOOL.
35. REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU LOVE THEM, HATE THEM, WISH THEY WOULD DIE
OR KNOW THAT YOU WOULD DIE WITHOUT THEM . . . IT MATTERS NOT. BECAUSE ONCE
THEY ENTER YOUR LIFE, WHATEVER YOU WERE TO THE WORLD, THEY BECOME EVERYTHING
TO YOU. THEN YOU LOOK THEM IN THE EYES, TRAVELING TO THE DEPTHS OF THEIR
SOULS AND YOU SAY A MILLION THINGS WITHOUT EVEN SPEAKING, YOU KNOW THAT YOUR
OWN LIFE IS CONSUMED BY THEIR LOVE. WE LOVE THEM FOR A MILLION REASONS; IT
IS A THING, AN INDESCRIBABLE FEELING.
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| How To Impress A Woman:
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end Earth and back again for her.
* Be honest with her
How to impress a man:
* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV
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| Well.... ladies and gentz it's been a very very very great season in bball... and 32 years since the school has ever gotten as far as we have... but our Playoff game went horribly wrong which i totally depressed me....
imagine this:
10 seconds on the clock
score 32-32 tie
we have the ball and we're inbounding it...
someone passes it in to Sarah...sarah confused....
SCORES in the wrong basket!!!!!
game over sjw...
end result- upset school and angry cursing parents...basically this sucked.... oh well
so for today....
we had our team party and we coved josh's car in saran wrap and shaving cream and silly string and gum...that was fun...hahahaha good joke??? i think not... lol!!!!
and Shawna is being all cool with me...
Shawana: call me in 2 minutes?
me: okay
Shawna: love ya
me (hesitates): love u too bye
i actually didn't call back...my bad | | |
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